Written on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008 Time: 7:01 AM
Hello earthlings. Im back with more reports on your weird human behaviour. Well, today i yet again used my mambo jambo kewl alien powers to study the behaviour on the emotonally unstable satanic bitches, Female earthlings. I took the form of Sheryl Phua Yan Qing and dumped her in one of the most heavenly places in Singapore..... The RUBBISH DUMP, the scent down there is easily the best in Heaven and Earth. We went over for this really weird practice of you humans which is called BREAKFAST at this really disgusting fastfood outlet called MacDonalds. Why the hell would someone name their retraunt after DUCKS(DONALD DUCK)?!?! Jie Ying was with her friends while i studied their weird human behaviour. My studies concluded that this little satanic bitches love to talk alot. And when i say alot, i really mean ALOT. All of them can just blab whatever they're thinking even when others are talking, how rude. If that happens in my planet, Stupid, they will most prolly get a alienish fine. I mean seriously, don't your parents teach yall how to be considerate to others while they're talking? Sheesh. Things they talk about are the most retarded-est things on your weird planet. One moment they will be talking about Satan, next they would be talking about your current economic crises all over your dying(NO PUN INTENDED) Planet. My... you poor little creatures, all of you will be suffering in poverty + global warming. Just as what we aliens back in Planet Stupid predicted 1000,00000,000000 years ago, you little earthlings will pay for taking over what belongs to us, PLANET EARTH, but looking at the situation now, whatever, you 4limbs,twenty fingers/toes, two eyed,bald/hairy creatures can jolly well have this tarnished planet to yourselves(WE WERE ACTUALLY PLANNING T HAVE REUNION DINNER WITH YOU EARTHLINGS NEXT YEAR FOR CHEENA NEW YEAR MAN)
#02. Greetings from Planet Stupid
Written on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008 Time: 7:01 AM
Hello earthlings. Im back with more reports on your weird human behaviour. Well, today i yet again used my mambo jambo kewl alien powers to study the behaviour on the emotonally unstable satanic bitches, Female earthlings. I took the form of Sheryl Phua Yan Qing and dumped her in one of the most heavenly places in Singapore..... The RUBBISH DUMP, the scent down there is easily the best in Heaven and Earth. We went over for this really weird practice of you humans which is called BREAKFAST at this really disgusting fastfood outlet called MacDonalds. Why the hell would someone name their retraunt after DUCKS(DONALD DUCK)?!?! Jie Ying was with her friends while i studied their weird human behaviour. My studies concluded that this little satanic bitches love to talk alot. And when i say alot, i really mean ALOT. All of them can just blab whatever they're thinking even when others are talking, how rude. If that happens in my planet, Stupid, they will most prolly get a alienish fine. I mean seriously, don't your parents teach yall how to be considerate to others while they're talking? Sheesh. Things they talk about are the most retarded-est things on your weird planet. One moment they will be talking about Satan, next they would be talking about your current economic crises all over your dying(NO PUN INTENDED) Planet. My... you poor little creatures, all of you will be suffering in poverty + global warming. Just as what we aliens back in Planet Stupid predicted 1000,00000,000000 years ago, you little earthlings will pay for taking over what belongs to us, PLANET EARTH, but looking at the situation now, whatever, you 4limbs,twenty fingers/toes, two eyed,bald/hairy creatures can jolly well have this tarnished planet to yourselves(WE WERE ACTUALLY PLANNING T HAVE REUNION DINNER WITH YOU EARTHLINGS NEXT YEAR FOR CHEENA NEW YEAR MAN)
Dirty FUNK!
ANNE
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