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Hello, my name's anne and i hail from planet Stupid.

Just like what my planet's name suggests, yes, we're a bunch of nicampoop-ish and dumb alien nation. Recently, i was visiting Planet Earth. The tourism board suggested this tiny island called Singapore. So I arrived here just only last weekend. I was taken aback by how singaporeans are gah gah gah gah gah over Formula One. I think it's a car that those little humans use to drive themselves around in circles, how stupid.

I studied how the breed of humans which bears two huge thangs called Boobs. My, they're such emotionally unstable creatures from what my studies concluded.

They have this really really weird habit of using Bras. From what i observed, bras comes in different sizes, shapes and colours. And one more important point, different types of 'em.

They have the sports bra, wonder bra, push up bra and padding bra.

Bras aside, this female human breed enjoys smiling. But ironically, they smile when they're around a large crowd but when i used my alien mambo jambo powers to look into their heart to see what's making 'em so happy, it seems as though my powers are reading 'em as the word Sad.

What does it feel like to feel sad? I asked this female breed called Jie Ying, And she gave me a fabulous answer to my question why do females feel sad and it 's because... Their boobs are either too small or big. So what exactly is the perfect boobs size? I wonder...

Another thing about this Jie Ying female breed, i used mah mambo jambo alien powers to study her while she is at home tonight. Funny how she was sad for a moment. She seemed so hysterical when someone messaged her something. I think its called Short Message Service Text. Wow, im suprised with how you humans can actually keep up with such awesome technology. I observed after afew text messages and some weird messages that kept popping out of this screen Jie Ying's sitting infront of, she started looking all happy again. Weird.... What's up with you female breeds!!! Why can't you all just stick to one emotion!! And just be happy like My Little Pony!!!!! I shall study the male breed now and be back with more reports just like Charlie Gordon.

Hello, my name's anne and i hail from planet Stupid.

Just like what my planet's name suggests, yes, we're a bunch of nicampoop-ish and dumb alien nation. Recently, i was visiting Planet Earth. The tourism board suggested this tiny island called Singapore. So I arrived here just only last weekend. I was taken aback by how singaporeans are gah gah gah gah gah over Formula One. I think it's a car that those little humans use to drive themselves around in circles, how stupid.

I studied how the breed of humans which bears two huge thangs called Boobs. My, they're such emotionally unstable creatures from what my studies concluded.

They have this really really weird habit of using Bras. From what i observed, bras comes in different sizes, shapes and colours. And one more important point, different types of 'em.

They have the sports bra, wonder bra, push up bra and padding bra.

Bras aside, this female human breed enjoys smiling. But ironically, they smile when they're around a large crowd but when i used my alien mambo jambo powers to look into their heart to see what's making 'em so happy, it seems as though my powers are reading 'em as the word Sad.

What does it feel like to feel sad? I asked this female breed called Jie Ying, And she gave me a fabulous answer to my question why do females feel sad and it 's because... Their boobs are either too small or big. So what exactly is the perfect boobs size? I wonder...

Another thing about this Jie Ying female breed, i used mah mambo jambo alien powers to study her while she is at home tonight. Funny how she was sad for a moment. She seemed so hysterical when someone messaged her something. I think its called Short Message Service Text. Wow, im suprised with how you humans can actually keep up with such awesome technology. I observed after afew text messages and some weird messages that kept popping out of this screen Jie Ying's sitting infront of, she started looking all happy again. Weird.... What's up with you female breeds!!! Why can't you all just stick to one emotion!! And just be happy like My Little Pony!!!!! I shall study the male breed now and be back with more reports just like Charlie Gordon.